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Bless This Mess
i have high blood pressure
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Proud Mother of a Bitcoin Entrepreneur
Some Of Us Are Better At Time Travel Than Others. Now, If You Excuse Me, I Have To Go Have An Out-Of-Body Experience.
The Upstairs Toilet is Clogged Again
Trees Be All Like Do Any Of Us Really Have A Mind? This Is My Art Ladies And Gentlemen. Peace.
UFOs. If You Don't Understand. Maybe That's The Point.
Who Tf Took My Thai Food
Listen, I Am A Sad. Willow Knows What I'm Talking About.
These Fakers Be Hating $$$ When I'm on That Grind $$$
Why Do I Need A Passport If I Was Born On This Planet?
Nothing That's Worth Learning Can Be Taught In School
Thank You For Shopping at Walmart
Yeah I've Been To Space. What Do You Think This Planet Is Floating In?
#vom
Do Any Of Us Really Have A Mind?
Bats Don't Need To Listen Because They Can Already Hear Everything
Trees Be All Like Look At Your Hands
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Gravity Isn't Real
Why Do Police Enforce Speed Limits When The Earth Is Moving At A Million Miles An Hour?
Maybe I Was Born In The Wrong Dimension
:P
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2 + 2 = 4 Minus 1 is 3 Quickmaths
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
"I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Bruh